round valley

the absolute worst school w the worst parties

ew you go to round valley?

by jizzflavoredjuulpods July 25, 2022

Silicon Valley Smackdown

When two Techies have an argument over a topic/object and they get into a physical altercation, it is called a Silicon Valley Smackdown

"Hey Mark, did you and Luke see what happened in the yard earlier, Larry and Tim got themselves into a Silicon Valley Smackdown"

by MuskiChayse October 4, 2020

The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.

“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019

Awful Valley, CA

A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.

When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.

by featheredserpent March 31, 2025

Napa Valley Style

The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."

I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.

by MattyOnIce February 19, 2021

Valley Girl

Any Pussy-Licking Lesbian.

.Lisa is a Valley Girl. She only goes down on girls.

by sillywilly7 September 1, 2021

Central Valley Academy

Ah yes beautiful CVA located in Central New York. What more can you ask for when you have athletic boners and girls that think very highly of themselves. If you’re like me, you think they look very silly for trying so hard. I wish they new you’re popularity in k-12 isn’t going to go on a job/college resume. welp CVA just about sucks other than some of the teachers, classes and the cafeteria is pretty nice but the food is a 4-5 depending on the day. Friday’s are the best because not only is it going to be “ Friday Night Lights” nor the weekend it’s PIZZA DAYY like that’s a good day to come to school.

person from CVA: i’m from CVA
person not from CVA: Who?

person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy

person not from CVA: Who?

by bootyboootyboobies September 15, 2019