loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020

Clicky Tops

A pen that unsheathes its point by clicking the button at the top.

Clicky Tops suck less than spinny bottoms.

by Kygon August 15, 2010

Mountain Top

When a girl is giving you Top and she has her hair in a bun and you cum on top of her bun.

Yo how was Jessica?

She was great man. She let me give her a Mountain Top

by Mr.Hopps Worthington January 26, 2021

top bananer

British slang for amazing lads.

You guys are fantastic. Great job! Top bananer!

by Frenezyfucker April 15, 2016

Anon top

Anon top means someone who tops anonymously meaning you dont know what they look like. Most anon tops are looking to do raw sex. Usually an std trap.

‘’Anon top looking for raw bottoms’’

by userhere80 May 6, 2022

Bobble Top

Getting some fellatio (head) from the female sex

I asked that chick if she gave good Bobble Top

by DJRadiance December 29, 2009

Top the team

Top the team: You sleep with a whole group of people.

Look at Becky she going to top the team!

by Alvoran December 21, 2016