Glove hat

often found on a turkey's however can be bought for Women for £19.99 ! Native from Mattys World .....

That turkey has a really big glove hat

by Lauren October 10, 2004

cancer hat

used to describe the type of hair cut that many guys seem to want these days to make themselves look like they are doing chemotherapy

a customer walks into a barber shop and asks for it cancer hat style close to the scalp with extra chemo the barber looks confused the customer says you know like Voldemort the barber says oh okay bald it is

by superiorbreed August 11, 2018

hats on the table

1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.

2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.

1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."

2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."

by wahoo lon February 22, 2011

Ass hat

when you wear a donkey as a hat....

Take off the ass hat!

by Some guy who commented August 25, 2016

Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.

That principle is a complete ass hat.

by panama city beach alex February 9, 2017

hat aids

a disease that affects half she-male half hat people. can only be cured by a hat transplant

poor catherine has hat aids, she needs a hat transplant

by deanwhelan February 19, 2008

Peanut Hat

A hat in the shape of a peanut or something that makes you win a laughing contest.

Boy 1: Yo nice peanut hat!
Boy 2: Thanks!

or

(Laughing Contest)

Boy 1: I like pretzel shoes.
Boy 2: Peanut Hat?

Boy 1: HAHAHAAHHAHAHHA LMAO!
Boy 2: I win :)

by EggSauce November 12, 2010