Food Digger

Someone that will go out with you on a date for free food but will drop you as soon as they're full.

John: "So, how was your blind date?"
Erica: "The worst."
John: "How come?"
Erica: "Well, at the beginning of the date she was great. We were really hitting it off since we both loved food. Then the bill came so I offered to pay, but then she went to the bathroom and never came back."
John: "Oh, a food digger."

A lot of Ted's tinder dates have been food diggers.

by renma December 4, 2017

getting food

The code phrase for vigorously butt fucking another mammal in secrecy.

Guy one: dude are you butt fucking Kelly tonight?
Guy two: no we are 'getting food'

by CockMan69 January 10, 2015

food cheating

When your significant other keeps going out to eat real good food at decent places repeatedly with the same few or individual other leaving you hungry and alone or worse eating Ramen in Jail.

Amanda was food cheating on me last year straight up at a Pats game for St. Patricks day and I was choking down Ramen with Carl and Manny

by Jvanasseumassgmail May 23, 2018

food fiend

A food demon that argues over foods being eaten such as noodels and chips.

"My sister is a food fiend she always gets mad when someone eats food in the kitchen"

Shes a damn snack demon too!

by BigBootyMartha4456 September 13, 2016

Food-Gasm

Is the event when a food product brings on an orgasm, usually most common when eating steak or apple crumble...

Person 1....omg this steak is ama......AHHHHH

Person 2 : did you just Food-Gasm?

by hairyape1 February 4, 2010

food strike

The action of starving ones self until they get what they want, often kept a secret while dropping subtle hints of what the food striker is doing

I went on a food strike because my family yelled me so I'm waiting to eat till I get an apology

by Lilsum January 17, 2018

seasoned food

something white people wont have

Damn bro yo food is not seasoned food

by ewjmjajcdskvs March 1, 2021