Anal Bowling

When someone lies on their back, puts their legs in the air, and spreads them, then their partner takes a ball and rolls it in their ass

Lisa and i went anal bowling last night, we got the ball out but she will never be the same

by Cat manner December 3, 2016

Jibbron Bowl

A special way of smoking marijuana. A fat jibbron (joint) without a filter is rolled and placed in the bowl of a bubbler. It stays up with weed packed around the side. As the jibbron burns it resinates the weed in the bowl until it becomes a roach. Then you smoke the stickiest bowl ever. For best results use only the dankity dank.

"Get your zig zags it's time for a jibbron bowl"

by HansHansHans August 9, 2009

bumper bowling

The tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e.g. talking on a cell phone, fiddling with a portable music device) to veer left and right across the sidewalk, unknowingly blocking faster-walking pedestrians attempting to overtake them.

So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs.

"I just missed the Muni because I couldn't get around some Bluetooth idiot who was hella bumper bowling."

by derat January 6, 2008

Dog Bowl

When a female is so attractive that you would devour her deification out of a dog bowl placed on the floor

Friend 1: Cynthia is so fucking hot!
Friend 2: I know right! Definitely dog bowl.

by Captainbigshlong69 September 11, 2020

Bowling For Soup

Hopefully the last MTV bred annoying pop band that claims to be punk, because they sing about equally anoying subject matter. It is only funny to 12 year olds that still find the word "poop" funny.

The only 2 Bowling For Soup Albums ever to be sold, were sold to a 57 year old single overweight gay man and a small mentally retarded girl.

by tylerp June 5, 2005

hidden bowls

Bowls of any sort of marijuana that are concealed from the community of smokers.

Although I told everyone I was all out of weed, I really had a few hidden bowls in my top drawer.

by Eric Campbell September 11, 2006

Cosmic Bowling

Something unexplainable and unimaginable. Truly a phantom activity, the specifics of cosmic bowling are best left unnamed, as they could change everything. Forever.

What's cosmic bowling? Maybe instead of asking that, you should ask yourself about the kind of questions you're asking and the risks you're taking.

by Big Punsiher April 27, 2006