The sexual act of jizzing, shitting, and vomiting on an unsuspecting woman's (or man's?) chest (in no particular order), making a very disgusting pizza. Then for added entertainment, rub her jugs together to slice up the pie.
Man: I met this chick at the bar with a tramp stamp that said "Cali 'Za" and I had no idea what it meant.
Friend: Did you ask her about it?
Man: Yeah, then she took me back to her place and had me cum, shit and throw up on her chest, she called it a "California Pizza"
Friend: Why would you even do that?! shit.
Friend: Did you ask her about it?
Man: Yeah, then she took me back to her place and had me cum, shit and throw up on her chest, she called it a "California Pizza"
Friend: Why would you even do that?! shit.
by Hustle and Go May 3, 2009
Get the California Pizzamug. 1. Term used by drunk dumbass friends of "his" to describe the pizza after the cheese falls off it.
2. Also used in scenarios to confuse people.
2. Also used in scenarios to confuse people.
example one:
dweeb: You want some chinese pizza?
example two:
dweeb's sister: What are you doing?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: Why are you being an asshole?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: you are such an ass
dweeb: I'm mexican. I want some chinese pizza!!
dweeb's sister: seriously, go to hell
dweeb: I'm canadian. chinese pizza!
dweeb: You want some chinese pizza?
example two:
dweeb's sister: What are you doing?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: Why are you being an asshole?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: you are such an ass
dweeb: I'm mexican. I want some chinese pizza!!
dweeb's sister: seriously, go to hell
dweeb: I'm canadian. chinese pizza!
by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005
Get the Chinese Pizzamug. When A large cheeze pizza is shoved up a Firecrotches ass piece by piece and then a hot man with a large jake (see definition of jake) has anal sex to get the Pizza out. The sauce is then licked off the penis by the fire crotch. This act of anal and oral sex is rarely done and only with a true firecrotch.
sam: Dam i gave that bitch Firecrotch pizza last night! Tt was soo fucking good!
max: Ohh yea i bet the sauce was everywhere!
max: Ohh yea i bet the sauce was everywhere!
by T-pain Thompson December 9, 2008
Get the Firecrotch pizzamug. slapping someone usually across the face with a slice of a pizza s bitch slap but holding the pizza. can also be done with a hamburger and then becomes a patty slap. a pizza slap is very gross and much more powerful with hot greasy pizza as it not only does it hurt from the slap it burns from the grease.
John and Chris were sitting in the cafeteria when a fight broke out and John laid down the pizza slap on Chris with a hot greasy slice of cafeteria pizza.
by bruce mcnair October 30, 2007
Get the pizza slapmug. by Mr.PoonScout August 30, 2009
Get the DickLover's pizzamug. by Mity J November 8, 2008
Get the Jewish Pizzamug. You go to the store and buy a large supply of totinos Party Pizzas frozen pizzas and invite all of your friends over. You then invite one attractive female to come join the party. When she arrives make sure the pizzas are already cooked. Lay the female down ontop of a table naked and cover her with the freshly cooked totinos. You and you buddies then eat all of the totinos slowly revelaing the naked female below. Once everyone finishes the pizza you and your friends then all join into one giant bang fest with the female who is now covered in the remnants of the fresh totinos party pizzas
"Hey are you going to be at the pizza party tonight?"
"I bet she knows how to have a good pizza party."
"I bet she knows how to have a good pizza party."
by gradyodale June 8, 2009
Get the Pizza Partymug.