Zombie man (Bob)

crusty old guy waiting for his grave to be dug, good friends with robbo, rips ass alot and tells you to get out of the doorway. salutes to random children making you his next victim

Connor, Angus, Jake and Elijah : Hi zombie man! (or) Hey bob!
Zombie man (bob) : Hey boyss! *salutes crustilly*

by FatGronk2 April 8, 2021

jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.

Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!

by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024

Old Man

When a young girl (minor under 15) being with an old man( more than twice her age) is acceptable. Because she is being raised by crangster gansters in the early 90's. In that world 🌍 those things were accepted. And the girl didn't know any better.

Dennis wasn't my boyfriend he was my old man. He raised me.

by Angel constantinople April 19, 2021

Man whore

A man who's a slut by sending nudes to another girl while dating a girl

Wow Matthew is such a fucking man whore

by David David james March 25, 2017

main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.

Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"

by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017

Man's well

Dickhole

He was acting like a man's well for the whole meeting.

by BlackwhipperGerald November 3, 2021

Horse thing thing man

A man who works with animals, ghosts and spirits.

My friend whet to see the horse thing thing man

by Horse Mann August 17, 2020