Bradley Jr I

The real name of Joel Brownshoe reporter for weazel news and is very obese

Bradley Jr I got kicked out of a buffet for eating 14 lbs of jello

by Joel Brownshoe June 6, 2018

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

by Why-and-no June 12, 2022

I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.

While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.

by av9e February 18, 2022

i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023

I don’t know what you’re talking about

When George makes things up and accuses Aya of things she hasn’t done

Babe you can’t keep uploading definitions in the internet!!

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

I don't give a div

A catchphrase used by Dave when he gets mad over someone using divs in their web design coursework or outside lectures.

Me: "Dave but I can't submit this coursework without putting a few divs in"
Dave: "I don't give a div!"

by EdgeDefinitions March 6, 2024