National beat your mother to a Pult day

Literally beat the shit out of your mom

God I love National beat your mother to a pult day

by Dagger189 August 28, 2019

tell your crush you like them

Tell your crush you like them. 5 November

It's tell your crush you like them

Day

by Click here November 3, 2020

Find your Dad day( October 30)

This is truly a wonderful day, In which Black people finds there dads. The Dad brings the milk home finally

Jerome: My Dad's been gone for 254 years. He was at the milk bar buying milk.
Columbine shooter: lucky for you its Find your Dad day( October 30)

by EnTeRnamEHeere October 27, 2019

national give your girl a present day

September 27

National give your girl a present day is September 27

by bdjdbdvdjdk September 23, 2019

my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)

1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

by applealex October 4, 2009

Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out

In a pickup game of football amongst friends, the better of the two teams is known as Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out. The other team is then relegated the name Team Rock Out With Your Cock Out, which is not bad either, but not quite as good.

"Alright, we got Andy AND W, plus Phil. I decree us Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out. Ya'll can be Team Rock Out With Your Cock Out. We get ball first."

by Phil k March 24, 2005