Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

National Show me your boobs day

It's everyday.

Lisa: "oh my do you know what day it is today?"

Jessica: "No...? I don't.."

Lisa: "It's National Show me your boobs day!"

Jessica: "You said that yesterday, and the day before... You say that everyday."

Lisa: "Exactly, now she me your boobs!"

by Femaletypeofgirl April 18, 2021

put your pinky finger to the moon

Screwing space and the moon

Put your pinky finger to the moon!

by Nonodaboss December 25, 2016

Ever have a pussy around your neck?

A trick question. Everyone has when they were born. Unless you where born by cesarean.

Hey man, ever have a pussy around your neck?

by Deep blue 2012 March 27, 2010

National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face

Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!

by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021

National Slap Your Short Friend Day

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!

Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022

National abuse your boy bsf day

September 10th is national beat your boy bsf day, this is a day where its ok to abuse your male friends.

Boy- why tf do you keep hitting me?
Girl- because it’s National abuse your boy bsf day!

by Tuna is disgusting September 7, 2022