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What Your Pants Could Do For Me!

A phrase used to pick up military men.
Hey boyssss, what your pants could do for me!!! *winks* -gdaus
by smolsadgal July 21, 2021
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take my hands off your ears

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.
You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.
by Raw Hunter February 25, 2023
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national get your girlfriend a gift day

gentlemen it’s time for you to be a big man. get that sexy mama of yours and give her a gift of a lifetime. check vsco,pinterest,insta, but no cringe. good luck fellas!
“bro did you get your girl a gift?”
“for what?”
national get your girlfriend a gift day”
by WackyWollie April 23, 2019
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don't let your tongue decapitate you

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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tell your eye to wake the fuck up

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed
Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up
by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013
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Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.
by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023
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Keep your eyes away from me

Stop staring at me! I don’t want you looking at me!
All of you keep your eyes away from me! Fine! Hmph!
by ladyfzesimp May 7, 2022
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