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Get the your dad never came back with the milk mug.When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018
Get the Get your dick off my counter mug.Friend one: hey its national send a nude to your boyfriend day!!
Friend two: oh really then I'm gonna do it right now*sends nude to boyfriend*
Friend two: oh really then I'm gonna do it right now*sends nude to boyfriend*
by L Japan (anime 🤢) W Aztec war June 29, 2022
Get the national send a nude to your boyfriend day mug.To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
Get the Rip off your ass and hand it to you mug.National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*
by Google Calendar October 18, 2021
Get the National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day mug.Dude 1: Bro I can't keep doing this.
Bro 1: What
Dude 1: Im almost out of hoodies cause November 5th is National Give Your Girl a Hoodie Day
Bro 1: lol Im single so im good
Bro 1: What
Dude 1: Im almost out of hoodies cause November 5th is National Give Your Girl a Hoodie Day
Bro 1: lol Im single so im good
by scope630 November 3, 2019
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