I needz dat

Gotta have it at all times, no matter what it is!

Man, I needz dat! My hands stay open all the time!

by Mango Slade January 14, 2022

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Can I sip your suul

When you don’t want teacher to know your asking your friend to rip their juul

Ted: Can I sip your suul?
Madi: yea bro

by Sipyoursuul March 14, 2019

Mar-scene-i

The Hollywood term for the last scene being filmed in a workday on set. Mar-scene-i is a playful play on words, playing off of the “martini” which is the Hollywood term for the last camera setup (or shot) of the day. The Martini shot will always be in the mar-scene-i. If the mar-scene-i is a one setup scene/ one shot scene - then it is also the martini. The term “mar-scene-i” was introduced to sets during the production of season 2 of the TV show “All Rise” at Warner Brother Studios, 2020.

An AD yells across the set, “The mar-scene-i is up! It’s the last scene of the night!”

by Miss Mo’Jangles September 2, 2021

Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...

Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.

The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021

i-win

youtuber guy who has only been making the same unoriginal slop content like "The World Revolving/Big Shot x whatever milked down content is mainstream at the time" over the past couple years with a fanbase consisting of either people who come from his older videos facts series/speed of kirb/fnf era or somehow people from his latest videos

literal definition of stagnant or lack of creativity if im being honest

"oh hey, i havent checked out i-win's channel in a while, what kind of content does he make now?"
"just more milked down slop mixed in to sound like deltarune music, its been like that for what, 2 or 3 years?"
"oh my god."

by PMD_emerasfan2005 January 13, 2025