crazy uncle guru

a distant relative that fixes dents with super glue.

crazy uncle guru fixed my dented car with super glue

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

Uncle Big Jim

A person who supports poorly run organizations but argues that they are "light-years ahead". They then take on the name "Uncle Big Jim"

Jimjig: The San Francisco Giants are such an amazing team. Their farm system is ranked 30th in the MLB and they are 3.5 games behind the wild card.
Wise Vahe: Oh don't be preposterous Jimjig, they will never catch up to the Almighty Los Angeles Dodgers who God has blessed then with World Series victories from 2019 to infinity.
Jimjig: Well let's go Dodgers!
Wise Vahe: What an Uncle Big Jim.

by Hayastan03 July 17, 2019

Filthy Uncle Fester

Combo Backfire Blumpkin and Dirty Sanchez.

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.

by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009

Uncle tom ban

When you are blocked from a social media community for being in a racial, cultural, or other category while expressing opinions the category generally disagrees with.

I stated that all you have to do is work hard and get out of poverty in my BLM Facebook group and they gave me an Uncle Tom Ban.

by Diasent December 30, 2021

Uncle J Dawg

Also known as Josh Ramsay. Lead singer of a fantastic band called Marianas Trench. Known for candy apple pants, owning way too many guitars, and tweeting later than is socially acceptable. Beware when he has a mustache. He's also awesome. Like really awesome.

Did you see that picture Uncle J Dawg tweeted of him and the Stuttering Wise Man?

by Just a Trencher September 5, 2012

Call my Uncle

Taking a Shit.

Can I call my uncle at your house later?

by callmyuncle October 23, 2009

bob's your uncle

You will achieve the desired result.

Give it a spoodle and Robert is very much your mother's brother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004