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The University of Alabama 

The University of Alabama, 12 national championships in football, hey Golden Dome and Michigan, where you at? Now ranked as one of the top 50 public universities in the nation by U.S. News and World Report, hey Cow Town and Rocky Top, where you at? Get on our level.
How do you compete with a school that can party, and is now known for academia? Oh yeah, you can't. Roll Tide
The University of Alabama by P March 21, 2005
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Lawrence University 

A small liberal arts college in Appleton, Wisconsin. This school operates on a trimester and has Division 3 athletics, and kick-ass academics. Extremely underrated, as it attracts incredibly intelligent kids from all over. Almost 2/3 of the classes there are just one on one lessons with the teacher. It truly is amazing, and accepts 2/3 of applicants!
Guy 1: Where did your dad get accepted to college?
Guy 2: Cornell, Stanford, Carleton, Grinnell, and Lawrence?
Guy 1: And he chose Lawrence University?
Guy 2: Why wouldn't you?!

lubbock christian university 

A bubble within itself, everyone knows everyones business. Girls are easy and basball guys are whores. Also known as Love Connection University because you well probably get married in the first year.
Brett and Destynee must go to Lubbock Christian University.

High Point University 

This place is a true bubble. Everyone CHOOSES to look alike, dress alike, and act alike. If you are not a girl sporting aviators, plaid shirts, straight hair and Jack Rodgers, this school is not for you. The people who do not look like a fabricated mess do NOT fit in. It is one of the least diverse universities ever. Politics, religion, race, all the same. If you are not a conservative, stay away at all costs. People love to brag about their money because it makes them feel more comfortable with themselves. If you ACTUALLY have a lot of money, people flock to you are try to become your friend. Worst of all, 90% of the students do not realize they are at this school for a degree. They think they are there to get drunk and spread STDs 7 days a week. You will get tired of this school quickly, just quickly as you'll get tired of having meaningless sex. When you leave the campus and drive at least 2 hours away in any direction, you will feel like you were missing out on the real world. People will have sex with anyone as long as they have two legs and two arms. STDs spread like wildfire here, and no one tells their sexual partners that they will be infected. Good luck finding a lover at this school, chances are they already had sex with the rest of the student body. Gross. Parties SUCK, but very exciting to these students who were losers pre- college. They gather in dark rooms and then flash corny lights with corny students who think they are DJs.
High Point University is a trap. Everyone looks the same, spreads STDs, attends the worst college parties in the USA, and does not give a crap about their education.

Truth University 

A student at Syracuse University began to say truth and 'Truth University' when something is said that can not be argued.
A:'That chick is such a slut, man.'
B:'Truth University'

or

A:'That chick is such a slut, man.'
B:'Truth... Truth University'

The University of Findlay 

The only good thing about this university is it’s mostly females. Don’t be mislead though; they’re all crazy horse chicks. Also, the theory “C’s get degrees” doesn’t apply here.
Guy 1: “Hey I just got accepted into The University of Findlay”

Guy 2: “ Run bro”

Guy 1: “ But theirs so many chicks

Guy 2: “Run bro”

Seoul National University 

Unarguably the best university in Korea, one of the toughest universities in the world.

An undergraduate degree from SNU is regarded very prestigious throughout Asia and opens any doors for your future.
Jane : Which university do you go to?
John : SNU.
Jane : You mean Seoul National University? That's amazing!@