Salty

When someone is looking dreadful because they haven't updated their wardrobe in years.

His friends called him salty so he hopped on over to Ross to buy a new wardrobe .

by timeforguitar June 9, 2016

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

Salty Tears

Is where you at a super duper hot area and you are sweating soo much that your entire face is covered with sweat and the sweat enters your eye making your eyes burn and red

I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.

by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024

Salty-kun

Doggie, or as people say puppy.

Salty-kun is such a cute widdle puppy OwO

by Deor November 8, 2020

Salty

A term in the military, particularly the United States Marine Corps that generally describes a Marine who gives ZERO shits about anything and/or close to ending their military service.

Boot Cpl: Hey Lcpl Shmuck, Ssgt needs you for a working party.

Salty Lcpl: Fuck you, go do it yourself you POG ass boot.

Boot Corporal: Aye Aye Lcpl.

Salty Lcpl: "Puts on shades and drives off into distance"

by Beyond_Solace108 March 25, 2017

salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob

My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.

by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023

Salty Morea

A women who yells at everyone because she can and is never happy.

"I just got yelled at by that Salty Morea"

by Name_Changer April 15, 2016