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internet genius

Somebody who feigns expertise in a subject by using Google, Wikipedia, or other internet sources, without citing them. Generally synonymous with internet faggot, but can be used in polite company. Often preceded by "friggin'". Always used sarcastically.
John, when I googled "supermassive black holes" I found a Wikipedia article that matched your post word-for-word. You're a real friggin' internet genius, aren't you?
by S Weitzenhoffer April 14, 2007
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internet trucker

Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!

Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.
by CryingJesusHobo February 14, 2013
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Internet Onions

Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.
Damn internet onions are strong in this video.
by AshleyCardwell94 October 30, 2014
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Internet Locust

A term defining a group of people from the United States Marine websites who have traveled from forum to forum and caused havoc, create tension and hate and discontent through their repeated rule breaking.
"....those damn internet locust have been here, did you see Mil.com? they trashed it."
by TBone1812 May 2, 2008
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internet nod

The act of reading something on the internet (on usenet, in the days before the web was invented) and simply physically nodding your head in agreement rather than posting a (content-free) "me too" message.
Yeah, I saw that, and I gave it an internet nod.
by GrumpyOldMan August 27, 2014
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Internet Troll

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Internet pundit

Barry Morgan Jr was an internet pundit, via Twitter.
by Devilcorpsdoc December 2, 2014
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