Space job

The process of getting a blow-job from Megan Fox while on a NASA space ship.

Hey guys, did you hear about John getting a space job during spring break? Megan fox blow-job space NASA ship

by Rodney Scholar February 28, 2010

Job Stoppers

Visible offensive tattoos, such as "fuck You" inked across someones knuckles.

Jimmy - "how did the job interview go?"
Richie - "It went great until he noticed the two Marijuana

leafs tattooed on my neck"
Jimmy - "yeah, i thought those Job Stoppers might be a

problem"

by richieallen April 27, 2010

Jap Job

To give a sexual service as a women to a male japanese person, can consist of head or handjob, but it does not apply to any sexual contact (pussy and balls).

Jessica your such a slut, you gave peter (japanese male) a jap job, your such a whore.

by Prosey Wosey January 2, 2009

Hand job

The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.

I knelt down by Jeff, took his cock in my hand, rubbing it up and down then put some KY on it to make it slippery. My hand sliding up and down made him so horny he could hardly help but cum like crazy. I watched his cum squirt all over his stomach and my hand.

by Cindy in Michigan January 13, 2005

Nuzzle Job

Poking the end of your nose into your girl's or Guy's juicy brown spot. Nose poking their bum for pleasure. Not to be confused with brown nosing.

Sandy archer her back and spread her juicy brown and Carlos dove right in for a hot wet nuzzle job.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016

Tube Job

The act of giving one a blow job through a snorkel. It also commonly involves the wearing of scuba gear.

Chase: Man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all.

Thornton: Word?

Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.

by SirLogik June 3, 2011

HGTV job

a superficial, hastily done do-it-yourself job with rather poor results

Susan: Have you put your house on the market yet?
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.

by shallacked September 16, 2012