Fat Wank

When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.

"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"

by RHUL Penrose January 21, 2019

Fat nacker

Someone who is fat and ignorant. This word is often used when someone annoys you and you can't think of an insult.

Oh Henry you fat nacker, what have you done now. Why did you do that!

by Haydo Thorny April 25, 2010

Fat man

The greatest fart ever dropped on a populated area. It was so stinky that it killed over 200,000 people. It was made after death went to Taco Bell back in ‘45 and took a beam and cheese burrito. It was dropped on Nagasaki and ended WWII with the biggest boom at the time.

Person A: “Dude it smells like shit hear what happened?”
Person B: The US just dropped Fat man on Nagasaki if you go there you’ll die from the stink.”

by KumonBoy69 April 16, 2021

Shit’s Fat

Noun and Adjective
- Meaning that a female’s gluteus maximas is above average in size.
- Large ass
- Big booty

1. Damn bro, you see that girl in the dress over there?
Yeah bro, shit’s fat
2. Yo, would you smash Autumn?
Hell yeah, shit’s fat bro

by 6’5”CantDunk May 21, 2018

Sweater Fat

When an individual wears many layers of clothing to stay warm from the winter frost and ends up looking bulky.

Wil: "Damnnn..did Sarah gain weight?"

Kate: "No, that's just her sweater fat."

by katexblonde December 8, 2010

Giga-Fat

Being of extreme fatness and being controlled by the blubber

My dad's giga-fat was so extreme that he bought a cake in his sleep

by Mr.doct0r June 22, 2022

fat sonic

Balloon

person 1: hey there what is that fat sonic you're holding
person 2: A green fat sonic or a green ballon lol

by jolteoncool July 23, 2021