rain turtle

Rain turtle comes from a native american ceremony where they would collect rocks, form a turtle out of them and then pee on it to prevent rain.

Oh man its going to rain, we better make a rain turtle and the rocks better be just right.

by Hoplite January 20, 2005

ninja turtles

Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.

So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?

The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.

by xer0syk0 July 28, 2006

Volcanic Turtle

A freaking moron who likes Turtles but does not really like Turtles. This person is a queer and is obessed with Urbandisctionary.com. Has problems with his brain and likes to love himself, because he has noone else.

That freaking Volcanic turtle is a bitch!

by TridenT March 26, 2005

turtle dovin'

Kinda like the opposite of a turtle head in the world of doodoo... turtle dovin' is sneaking a finger into the butthole.

Make a little lovin'... a little turtle dovin' on the Mason Dixin Line.

by Englebert Humperdink 420 June 17, 2020

mud turtle

A slang term to describe a poop.

"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".

by fromthecurtain September 24, 2011

Turtle Trap

slang for marajuana or an item used for smoking it. see Catching Turtles

were going Catching Turtles can you bring the turtle trap?

by Tom September 26, 2004

french turtle

offensive term, insult
to be easily annoyed or upset by minor comments made by people who only wish to compliment you.

"I really like James but he's sort of a french turtle. I was speaking to him about his car and he got really depressed."

by sexinavest November 12, 2006