j lo

A Hollywood celebrity that gets mock and chastise because she has been married twice in less than 10 years; While her female counterparts have bunked with hundreds of boyfriends in less than 3 years.

J lo forget getting married. Instead live with your fiancee or boyfriends and nobody will pay attention to your personal relationships

by liliamet September 19, 2003

Slanderous J

This is the slang word for Jolly Rancher Candies. Much like the many alternate words for drugs, Slanderous J can be used amongst authority figures to stay "below the radar."

Dude 1: Hey man you wanna hook me up with some Slanderous J?
Dude 2: For sure bro
Dude 1: Thanks alot dude
Dude 1: No problem

by NickF. July 30, 2008

J-Mill

Can be used as:

1. Marijuana in general.

2. The act of smoking marijuana.

1. Hey bro, did you get the J-Mill?

2. Man we J-Milled a little bit too much this week.

by Luvs to spl00ge February 9, 2010

J-card

A piece of paper inside the case of a cassette tape that tells you what's on it. So called because it looks like the letter J from the side.

Guy 1: Thanks for the mixtape, what did you put on it?
Guy 2: Look at the J-card, man.
Guy 1: Scatman John? Thanks bro!

by YourBatteryIsLow April 5, 2013

sweet j

a good blowjob; head

damn that bitch gives a sweet j.

by Growcock November 5, 2007

J-Wow

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.

Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?

by Professor Hugh G Rection November 6, 2014

j status

to do something jewly or a jewish action

scotts constant penny picking is very j status

by bbspo July 7, 2008