a kid that doesn’t understand how to be in a social relationship with a girl and cannot begin to comprehend the aftermath of being broken up with her, and tries relentlessly to try to stay in her life and to get back with said girl. he shall also make the life of the girl very difficult at times. if he is to be reckoned with, you best start to dissociate yourself from. be caution with a man named matthew, they’re dangerous in social outings. they cause problems
girl : “oh damn it, he’s talking abou tme again, he gives me a headache.”
friend : “is it matthew?”
girl : “i hate that you know that”
friend : “is it matthew?”
girl : “i hate that you know that”
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Get the Matthew Van Pelt mug.A very charming men. Truly handsome and simpable. Despite him having friends that I would say 'off' but since I used to know him, I feel like deep inside he forced himself to fit in and will never go against anything except when its a humourable topic or something that people can easily brush off. I wish him nothing but a happy life. I really hope you find someone that will love you like you're a some kind prince.
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