carrot-top

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.

Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."

by illumine77 January 16, 2010

top gun

(verb) two guys that wing-man for eachother, each guy helping the other to get a girl and trusting the guy he's helping is doing the same for him. Mutual wingmanship. Typically used in the phrase "top gun it up". In the failure for one guy to support the other, the correct response from the guy without the girl to the guy with the girl is "crash and burn Mav". When a third guy attempts to interrupt the system, the reaction is "there's a bogey on our tail". Derived from the movie Top Gun.

Example
Maverick: "Do you wanna go for Stacey or Cindy?"
Goose: "I'll take Cindy."
Maverick: "Ok i'll take Stacey, let's top gun it up!"

by tallest68 March 25, 2010

muffin top

the fat hanging when you have tight jeans

Brandon has a major muffin top! Did you see him yesterday? He was totally toppin' it!

by stacey d June 11, 2006

greedy top

Gay male term. Sexually, a gay guy who treats other guys the same way that the worst straight guys treat women, as objects whose pleasure is secondary. The kind of guy, who after receiving a blow job, asks if it were good for you. Basically, everyone's worst sexual partner.

Kieran's such a greedy top that he just got up and left after he came.

by attyrobert November 9, 2020

Sammi On Top!

This is a sign of power... you should give your whole stash to him.

Sammi On Top!! What does that mean? Power!

by TheStrizzle March 31, 2021

hoe top

a hoe's signature top that they wear that makes them feel confident

I want to get with Will tonight, I'm gonna wear my hoe top.

by positiveinswag December 15, 2020

dominant top

A term in the gay community used to describe a sexually aggressive male during sex who does what he wants, often without permission, and gets away with it on their submissive partner. In extreme cases, they become a “toxic top” and are often sadistic.

That dominant top choked me last night while railing me, spat on my face, and then said “I love you bitch boy”. It was hot!

by Moosetwink July 14, 2023