monster jam

n. An incredibly large bowl movement. Really just unbelievably big.

v. The act of expelling same.

Don't go in there! I just took a monster jam.

by Turd Fergusonne January 18, 2009

gila monster

A person whose language is toxic; A person known for spouting fallacies he renowns to be true. See also Bullshit Artist

Oh, no...here comes Robert. "who" You know, the Gila Monster

by Foxxy Rexxy February 20, 2008

Water Monster

the act of having intercourse in a pool or lake and when finished drowning the partner for fun

Alex- what did u do last night?

Jack- water monstered this prostitute in wyoming.

Alex- YOUR A SICK MAN!

Christi- ughhh last night was so lame!
Laura- why?
Christi- Jack thought it would be funny to water monster me but he decieded not too after i almost died.
Laura- what a jerk!
Christi- but its ok i seduced him into some sloppy seconds and water monstered that asshole myself

by pinkdinosteez September 4, 2009

sprinkle monster

a sprinkle monster is an individual who injects an acid (lsd)-like substance into the childrens candy, formally known as sprinkles, typically used to add color, and festivity to ice cream. once the drug is injected into the sprinkles, the "sprinkle monster" will then run into the middle of a room, particularly a college class room, and throw the sprinkles in the air for everyone to enjoy.

Corrine : God I can't wait to see Parker today. He's the best sprinkle monster I have.

by Ew that guy smells like Poo April 25, 2011

Coochie Monster

Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.

Ryn Mcd: Gra Rob is so hot!
Em Sum: I know! He's a coochie monster!

by gray_bossman September 13, 2019

Garbage Monster

A person who resembles a mound of animate garbage, like the Heap from Fraggle Rock.

Whatever happened to that garbage monster who was here last semester? Like, that fat, Slipknot-looking motherfucker?

by Subtle Anagram March 5, 2015

Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

by dj nemesis September 21, 2013