SpongeBob Moment

When SpongeBob does anything

SpongeBob: Im going to commit various crimes
Person1: SpongeBob Moment!

by SpongeBlokeBritishPants May 17, 2022

having a moment

Among other uses of the phrase, "I'm having a moment" can be used when one is experiencing an overwhelming revelation or is reeling from great surprise or shock and therefore cannot respond to further questions or information before processing the emotion/information and/or briefly recontextualising/reevaluating other beliefs.

Speaker A: "Hey did you know that glass doesn't actually flow like a liquid people just installed the uneven glass thick-side-down. Anyway what do you want me to order for lunch?" (Speaker A presents Speaker B in passing with information that contradicts a long-held belief of Speaker B)

Speaker B: "Sorry, I'm just having a moment right now" (Speaker B requests Speaker A to allow them time to process the novel information before commiserating about the next topic of lunch)

by AzureArmageddon September 4, 2022

Blier Moment

This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which a person, when presented with a color, mistakenly speaks the name of a different color.

"The Blier": *is shown a red apple*
"The Blier": "green?"
Everyone: "Blier Moment"

by SpaceOutlaw July 13, 2022

amongus moment

when the amongus porn doesnt work

"this is such a amongus moment"

by The_BestBoy October 29, 2021

Sponge Moment

When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge

Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge

by NotAdo April 19, 2020

Kenny Moment

a way to describe a person claiming they are gonna do something however, the complete opposite happens instead.

Kenny: Hey watch this I’m gonna spit my game
Friend: Okay.
Kenny: Hey wsp cutie how old are you?
girl: “no”
Friend: bro that’s such a kenny moment.

by pizzafan April 16, 2021

Chimera moment

Momentary (though can last for hours or a lifetime in rare occations) disconnection from reality and falling into "Alice in Wonderland" type fantasy world.

Person experiencing a "Chimera moment" will start to substitute his her delusions for reality.

Apophis: Chill bro, you're having Chimera moment

Sufferer: I'll kill you!!!

by Fukkk Offf November 11, 2012