We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:
Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses
Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses
by anonymous September 24, 2023
Get the John (Splatoon)mug. He's the most caring person I've ever known. He will always make you happy. You can always lean on him and always there for you. Best son and eldest of his siblings. He's a honest and genuine person, I can't afford to lose him. Sweet, soft and handsome that's making me crazy. He's my favorite person. And don't be deceive by his look-so-mad voice, he's always like that but he's really kind with a little "kagaspangan".
by Baby Eal June 8, 2021
Get the John Acemug. Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.
Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?
Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021
Get the John Stonesmug. John Rod is a bit playboy. Beware of him because he might break your heart. But if you made him fall in love, there's definitely no turning back.
John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.
John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.
By: vvvvvvvvv
John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.
John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.
By: vvvvvvvvv
by Craeg.v.c June 8, 2021
Get the John Rodmug. Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.
by TrimmazDaEsh November 7, 2018
Get the John Fidgemug. Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.
John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.
by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023
Get the John Chanmug. The pencil thief from space force.
by Fatcockdisorder69 June 1, 2020
Get the Wayne Johnmug.