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Ethan Neiens

An extremely attractive and perfect human being. With a greatttt smile that makes everyone around him very happy. Did I mention he has a great smile!?
Ethan Neiens is a very attractive guy and has a very nice smile!
by Strawberry140_0 January 3, 2022
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Ethan Melone

Virginian slang for a guy with a tiny Penis
I herd Richard had a Ethan Melone
by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016
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Ethan Lisle

The hottest blonde whos packing 9 inches soft and 15 inches hard and still growing. This is the ideal specimen.
He is in a relationship with bloodyredkitten. certified gay furry with gay furry inflation fart piss vore kinks.
Aw man dude, that guys a total Ethan Lisle. Just look at the size of his penis!
by DeitPeipsee May 25, 2022
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Ethan alberta

Smurf looking ass. Cocky mother fucker. Thinks he can say whatever he wants. Famouse last words" you wont do nothing jimmy.
Ill beat your ass - wayne love pussy,bitch,motherclucker,runn,.! Ethan alberta
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Bleacher Ethan

A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.

Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck

Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan

Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you
Jen: What's that crunching noise?
Stacey: Don't worry. It's just the Bleacher Ethan that lives here
by Ya Girl Lizard July 22, 2017
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Ethan Azzopardi

Although he seems very bright and happy, Ethan Azzopardi deals with a lot of things on the inside. He might seem like someone who brushes everything off, but he takes everything to heart, so be careful with what you say to him. He has very strong feelings for everyone close to him, but once his feelings are lost, they are very hard to return. He is a great friend to help you with your problems, but no one ever checks in on him. Once Ethan does, you have gained his trust and you better keep it. He will do everything he can to fight for you, but once he sees you don't want to be in his life, he'll stop and cut all ties to you. Ethan has a kind heart, if you lose him as a friend, you've pretty much gained him as an enemy. If you haven't talked in a while, text him for goodness' sake. Ask for help, he'll be there for you. If you show him any form of care you'll have him in a heartbeat forever. Be careful though, Ethan can easily build up an obsession with people that could end up leaving him hurt. If you have him as a best friend and cut him off or stop talking to him, it leaves him feeling like a failure. His rebuilding process takes months to let him reflect on what he's done and how to make himself better and keep his new friends. If you've met an Ethan Azzopardi and you know you're on his bad side, apologise to him. You will in turn become best friends and Ethan will cherish you in his heart. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.
Person 1: Ethan Azzopardi seems like such a great friend to have
Person 2: I wish I was his friend
Person 1: What are you doing? Go talk to him!
by Weary_Traveler January 23, 2023
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ethan's smell

Alot of people really wonder what ethan smells like, well the truth is.... beef. and he might aswell even be beef! its not the vine meme, "i smell like beef" but him instead cause he never showers, smells like beef/rotten beef, gross disgusting human being. hes my brother lol.
Person A: Hey, What's ethan's smell?
Person B: oh its beef.
Person A: .... beef?
Ethan: beef
by kinemiko March 10, 2021
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