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Browning 

1. The act of saying you don't have a girlfriend, but you are with a female 24/7.

2. To be so far up a females ass you do ridiculous things for her, to the point of forgetting about your bros.
1. Person 1: "Is Michael with her again?"
Person 2: "Ya, he's Browning us."

2. Michael actually went country line dancing with her last night. He was supposed to be here at noon, I think he is Browning us.
Browning by Noze3 June 7, 2018

brownfield 

A person who constantly argues with his wife over FaceTime making everyone in the immediate area feel uncomfortable.
That’s the 4th brownfield he received today while he’s working.
brownfield by Denzel wendell March 15, 2019

Chris Browned 

To Being hit, beaten, stricken by someone else.
In other words, to have the Sh*t knocked out of you.
OMG, Did you hear about Tina the other day? She was totally Chris Browned by her friend Jill for making out with Jill's BF!
Chris Browned by Gabe, Duh!! March 11, 2009

Chris Browned 

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.
He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.
Chris Browned by xplosivo March 11, 2009

Gordon-Browned 

To be chastised or harassed by a grumpy scotsman; can be shortened to 'Gordoned'
Ex. 1

Man1: Ah cannae believe it, the boss just gordon-browned for me for being 3 seconds late.

Ex. 2

That whinging Scot has been gordoning me for the last 15 minutes chrissakes.
Gordon-Browned by krrunch October 27, 2009

Antonio Browning 

The act of 'fucking up' your way to the top of an organization.
Despite sexually harassing Becky in accounting and messing up the last two major projects he was on (costing the company millions), Jack somehow still got a major promotion. Jack is Antonio Browning his way through life.
Antonio Browning by RegD432 October 25, 2020