Bleacher Ethan

A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.

Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck

Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan

Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you

Jen: What's that crunching noise?
Stacey: Don't worry. It's just the Bleacher Ethan that lives here

by Ya Girl Lizard July 22, 2017

Ethan Neiens

An extremely attractive and perfect human being. With a greatttt smile that makes everyone around him very happy. Did I mention he has a great smile!?

Ethan Neiens is a very attractive guy and has a very nice smile!

by Strawberry140_0 January 3, 2022

Ethan Melone

Virginian slang for a guy with a tiny Penis

I herd Richard had a Ethan Melone

by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016

Ethan Willis

The act of being dominated by your girlfriend while enduring in some particular sexual activity this may range from oral sex or to heaver types of role play or bondage.

Rhea used the Ethan Willis to gain full control over how her subject acted.

by Yer Dads Balding March 28, 2020

ethan and sarah

The power couple. Unstoppable. When they get together it’s always a show. They are like a power couple. With Ethan’s strong soul and his over protective sides of everyone he loves, and with Sarah’s caring and sweet side and and gd only knows how she can look stunning with anything she does. And they are both gorgeous people. They both crack jokes. They pick on each other. And you see them and there always happy with each other. They both have never been for the lovey dovey stuff but they have there moments.

Have you seen Ethan and Sarah they are goals

by Elegant pony March 28, 2019

Ethan Brown

A perverted or pedophilic male generally seducing larger vegan women or papayas. Portrays cannabalism whilst muffing and generally claims otherwise but don't be fooled - this is his way of claiming you.

The guy that took me home last night was such an Ethan Brown!

by psychedelicmushroom August 17, 2016

Ethan md

Ethan md is a good guy and boyfriend material but he can also turn around and stab you in the back quite easily he can get pissed and never forgive that person he may have trouble making good mates or a girlfriend because he is very unworthy , he can be accused of cheating alot but he is actually loyal to people if he wants to be and caring but he can get anger issues at closest he has interests in a few sports . He also is good looking and has a taste in clothes and girls but you need to know he can snap very easily he is also fit and handsome also he may break your heart be careful but if you add all of them up he is a decent guy so if you ever find a Ethan md then he is a keeper

"Ethan md was being a total dick to me but he was decent to that girl over there "

by Jjmonks May 18, 2020