Shlammered 

In between shit faced and hammered

That guy is hammered but not quite s***-faced I wonder what's in between ...shlammered?

Shlammered by Sociopathic goat February 11, 2022

Shammer 

An expert in the field of appearing very busy while actually doing as little work as possible. A trait usually associated with junior enlisted in the Army.

E-7: Tell SPC Snuffy to stop being such a fucking shammer
E-5: I've tried but he always says he's busy with something for the First Sausage

Shammer by Professional Shammer February 9, 2024

hammer-shlammer 

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

hammer-shlammer by Donna Su July 13, 2006

Sallam Shamery 

ALWAYS WANT ONE HE IS CREATIVE AN ARTIST A HILARIOUS MAN AND LIKE TO HAVE FRIENDS HE WILL KEEP YOU HAPPY AND WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU HAVE ONE NEVER LET GO

Sallam Shamery is a god sent gift and nothing more

Sallam Shamery by Bic Pencils November 9, 2018