Zoom Shits 

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.

I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits

Zoom Shits by TangSlave September 17, 2020

zoom dick 

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.

Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.

zoom dick by [e-mail] October 19, 2020

Zoom Toobin 

When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.

He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.

Zoom Toobin by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020

Zoom Fart 

A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.

Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.

Zoom Fart by Tony Splagola November 2, 2020

zoom 

a fucking bad teaching platform that the usa is using during corona

I went on zoom for science

zoom by boson bozon November 12, 2020

Zoom Class

Ah... good old zoom class. Audio cutting out, getting booted from the meeting, and watching YouTube an scrolling through tik tok while you are supposed to be writing that 5 page essay on- wait- what was it on again? ah- doesn't matter it can just blame it on internet problems!

Hey, its 7am... time for Zoom class! or I can come in late and say it was my internet....

Zoom Class by RandomCrazyWeirdo February 10, 2021

Zoom Suit

When you have nothing on from the waste down while attending an online zoom meeting. You could be wearing a button up with a tie for instance and have your balls dangling. All good though. The camera can’t see it and you look classy and dialed in as far as the viewers are concerned

Man....these zoom meetings are getting old. Thank god I just go with the zoom suit. Makes the whole work day a lot more tolerable.

Zoom Suit by Z rocket May 19, 2021