pelican snowball

When you jizz in your But hole and poop it out

I just ate a pelican snowball.

by Kobeee!!! March 18, 2015

Pelican Pilot

A Pelican Pilot; is a helicopter/airplane pilot who always has more reasons not to go flying than to go flying.

Customer: That "Pelican Pilot" you sent never wants fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!

by Maximizeme March 9, 2020

polly the pelican

The girl who is rejected but the rejecter has a crush on said girl

Oh that poor polly the pelican

by Danathy buckles November 14, 2019

Pelican Nut

An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.

"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."

by Pineapplepolarbear January 6, 2012

Double Pelican

A sex position in which the woman begins by getting spread eagle on the bed. The man jumps into the air and plunges his dick inside of her whilst flapping his arms around like a crazy mother fucker. Flip and repeat to make it a DOUBLE Pelican .

Bro I nearly broke my dick giving Susie that Double Pelican last night!

by Moby31 September 12, 2016

pelican hammer

sophia i told you it meant nothing.

“say pelican hammer”
“what- no”

by Avery000 April 27, 2021

Louisiana Pelican

A euphamism used to describe a woman (or man) who attempts to converse with a mouthful of semen. Their jaw takes on a pelican-like shape as they attempt to not spill any of the precious elixir while speaking. When speaking in this manner, the orator invariably (no matter their race or origin) sounds cajun; hence the name "Louisiana Pelican". Who dat!?!

My woman tried to do the Louisiana Pelican for me last night and sneezed baby batter all over my face!

C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!

by dixxienormuss January 24, 2011