mexican tapdance 

soccer or playing soccer

I drove by the park and there were some people doing the mexican tapdance

mexican tapdance by Dave Galawikiz May 10, 2008

Mexican taco anal feedback

When you take a shit and it comes out like a sinker, but feels like a river.

Bro I just had the spiciest chicken wings. They gave me mexican taco anal feedback.

Mexican taco anal feedback by Sqsquasher October 14, 2011

mexican tear maker

First seen in Mexican pornography during the late 70s. Mexican tear maker is an act where a man would ejaculate in to a woman's nostrils. Causing tears to come out of the woman's eyes.

Bill: Why is Ramona crying Joe?
Joe: I just gave her a massive tear maker.

mexican tear maker by jaws June 11, 2006

Mexican Tail Whip

After performing anal sex with a condom, whip your partner across the face with the cum-filled, shit-covered condom. It may or may not be accompanied by the phrase "I challenge you to a duel!"

1. Last year on my trip to Mexico, a cute civilian, named Pedro, gave me a Mexican Tail Whip.

2. Jovce finally got into his girlfriend's ass. After finishing, and without her knowing, he performed the Mexican Tail Whip. He will never get a piece of that ass again.

Mexican Tail Whip by The Dragon Fam March 27, 2009

Mexican Tuxedo

A black turtleneck or otherwise long-sleeved shirt worn with black pants. Occasionally worn for performance events such as avant-garde ensemble pieces or low-grade High School events.

"Your costume isn't ready yet so you may have to take pictures in your ensemble costume."
"There is NO WAY I am having pictures taken in a Mexican tuxedo!"

Mexican Tuxedo by LauraNYC February 13, 2008

Mexican Telephone 

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.

Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!

Mexican Telephone by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican Toolbox 

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others

I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox

Mexican Toolbox by California Brown July 22, 2010