Mam-Flu

The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.

I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.

by kennypet July 11, 2018

ior mam

Ior mam is the same thing as your mom but gayer.Ior mam is n insult.

x:you are retarded
y:ior mam

by Lazarus Cal September 28, 2020

Mam

A ship name for a Sam and Mia.

I SHIP MAM SO MUCH OMFG ITS CANNON

by I.am.fox January 31, 2018

Mam

Really large. The size of a mammoth.

Woah! That burger is mam!

by Beansbetty December 02, 2023

Mam

Utter piece of shit, like stinking garbage in a dumpster

Go take a shower you smell like a Mam

by Rararatatatarara November 23, 2021

mam

a gordie (people from newcastle,sunderland and scotland) way of saying mum/mom

" goodnight mam see you in the morning".

by ..paris..<3 January 10, 2022

mam

Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her

Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying

by mamthegreat February 17, 2019