shit yo' pants?

aka: For real?

Winston: "Yo dawg, I be winnin' the lottery."
Simon: "Shit yo' pants?"
Winston: "Hellz yeah."

by Kelsey Anderson March 10, 2009

Spanish Shitting Syndrome

The everyday feeling of when you enter your Spanish Class, you need to take a shit.

"Man, ever since Spanish, my Spanish Shitting Syndrome has gotten so much worse. I almost had diarrhea en mis pantalones. Gracias Senora!"

by Shitting Spanish Student February 5, 2013

blind shit koi

a bad driver, who just came of a boat from asia, eyes can only see skyscrapers by looking sideways.

boy: i hate thoes blind shit koi's they suck at driving.
girl: omg i like almost got hit by one of thoes!!!

girl: i hate thoes....

by pokepotty August 1, 2011

Shitting Blue Lights

British saying to express great surprise and or fear.

the use of the words "blue lights" in this saying most likely refers to the lights found on emergency vehicles such as police, ambulance and fire service.

When they approach from behind at breakneck speed with their sirens blaring and lights flashing, you are often caught by surprise, this causes the fight of flight response also known as "shitting yourself. "

The combination of flashing lights as well as a fear response produces the saying "shitting blue lights"

There was a loud bang followed by a scream, i shat blue lights, and ran

When i saw the dog come running out the gate after me, i was so scared i was shitting blue lights.

Note* emergency vehicles do not need to be present for this saying to be used to describe acute fear or surprise.

by abominableangel February 25, 2013

Oh shit Sherlock

A turn on the original phrase "No shit, Sherlock" used to emphasize that, after careful investigation, shit has indeed been found.
First use by Ms Kruger

Matt " what is that aweful smell, something is definitely wrong here"
Jeanine " I don't know, let me look around a bit. Oh shit Sherlock!"

by TREE(3) December 10, 2017

All up in your shit

to be in somebodys business

Stop being all up in my shit

Teachers are always all up in your shit

by Nacka December 13, 2003

KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

a few hours after you have KFC your stomach feels really bad because their chicken quality is shit, you take a diarhea that feels like you shit broken glass. it makes you sad face :(

Allen -hey jake wanna get some KFC?

Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks

3 hrs later...

allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

Jake - yeah me too...

Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!

by Allah nijad January 22, 2009