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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

i want a slushy

when you want a slushy

i want a slushy thats blue

by ok2178312 September 17, 2021

<.7.9.7.>I Like It Finger Out Around Final Bout Because It Is Over Nine-Thousand<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.>I Like It Finger Out Around Final Bout Because It Is Over Nine-Thousand<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.>I Like It Finger Out Around Final Bout Because It Is Over Nine-Thousand<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life

I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie

by Fucking Asshole fuuuuuck May 7, 2023

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019