Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.

We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

White Man

This creature originated from Europe years ago. He is the definition of "No bitches??"

The white man yelled at the colored person because they said hi.

by FRAZZLE_JAZZLE May 13, 2022

Paul Miller Man

A obese man that teaches math speaks English and curses a lot also has a Gou Cart

The paul miller man is a gou eater

by Paul AnG3r M1ll3r May 27, 2018

pickle man

the founder of the great pickledom.

person a: i fucking love pickles

person b: ok pickle man, calm down
person a: 🥒🥒FUCK 🥒🥒🥒YOU🥒🥒I LOVE🥒🥒PICKLES🥒🥒🥒🥒

by hmmmnmmmmm February 17, 2025

boob man

(noun) A heterosexual male who prefers boobs over ass, or has a general obsession with boobs. This is usually in regard to discussion between men about which body part (arse or chest) they find most attractive.

The antonym to the boob man is the ass guy.

(Two men discussing women)
Boob Man: Becky has the best rack I’ve ever seen. I want her so bad.
Ass Guy: Yea but her ass is flat as a pancake.
Boob Man: I don’t care.

by 100PercentEthylAlcohol February 2, 2022

man hoe

A man that has more that averages 1 girlfriend a month; does not always have to sleep with them; stephen caldwell

Don't be such a man hoe... who do you think you are.... stephen caldwell...

by jkhjghfgdfsd12 June 4, 2020

goochie man

When you're the best gooch tickler in a gooch off

"Elijah is the best goochie man of all, you see his clutch in gooch off of 2018?"

by yoinkq January 7, 2024