fuck this shit im out

when you see your mom laying ur dad

me:MOM WHERE ARE YO-
dad: ...
me: yeah..fuck this shit im out

by magic potato of idk January 13, 2018

piss lord of shit mountain

Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.

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by The Piss Lord Of Shit Mountain February 6, 2014

I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.

Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.

Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.

by Lime Lynx April 4, 2007

shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up

Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

by Penis bitch ass shit ass July 13, 2017

who shit in your cereal

something u say to someone when their in a bad mood. Kinda like saying did u wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

Gzz man, who shit in your cereal?

by bigrich September 20, 2003

shit in your hand

to inconvenience someone

I don't mean to shit in your hand, but could you stop and buy some milk on your way home from work.

by thenipplehound November 19, 2011

white boy shit

The act of being white and doing shit......to anyone

Never joke around with a black man's girlfriend because he will accuse you of doing some "white boy shit!"

by whiteboy2015 December 18, 2015