Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025

Ass(i)b

German word for a homosexual sub. Short word for Assistenzbläser, or assisting blowing/ sucker. Often used for a man who enjoys giving oral sex to men.

Hello Hans. Would you like to give me some Oral sex?
“Yes, Fritz. I'm an absolute Ass(i)b ."

by SopietYunon September 23, 2020

What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*

by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

I da guy la da gove you da goo

I da guy la da gove you da goo, means i love you in gobbledegook. an official language

I da guy la da gove you da goo so much!

by I da guy la da gove you da goo December 17, 2022

Not why I got fired

Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.

Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

WHEN WILL THEY PUBLISH THE 56 DEFINTIONS I WROTE

what i be saying to myself

WHEN WILL THEY PUBLISH THE 56 DEFINTIONS I WROTE

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

I

Just for you!!!!
Is this love…
No one else will ever do…
It will only ever be YOU!!!!

The man who has my heart…
Who made realize love …
Is a beautiful work of art…

Our painting …
Sparkling…
With bright colors…
All with a story to tell…

The yellows…
Those times I should probably mellow…

The reds…
All the words we have said and read..

The blues…
Everything we have been through, yet here we still are… always, through and through❤️

The whites….
Reminding to hold on tight as this love is truly right…

The greens…
When our eyes did meet and the screams we did silently…

The prayers for when that one day will be…
And again our arms will meet…

These are just a few…
As many more I could do…

Simply put

This love for you will never quit!!!
No matter if no words you see…
As you know if it was up to me…
I would inundate UD:)

Our painting is one of a kind…
With a love that will last through

The end of time!!!!
One day…
I know…
Your hand will be holding mine…
As together we will finally shine!!!!

I love YOU!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 17, 2024