Shit Back

Shit Back
(adj)

Often used by my girlfriend.

A person that smells like shit, is overweight, and doesn't want to hang out with his girlfriend.

Ronnie, You are such a fucking Shit Back.

by Ronnie January 4, 2005

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Well shit

We'll SHIT is Jonathan fucking a puss

Yea well Shit

by Fgfg November 24, 2019

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Two shits and a fuck

A reaction to a very unlikable situation that could possibly make or break your life

Person A: I just cheated on my boyfriend with the most popular guy in school!

Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!

Person A: Two shits and a fuck!

by ConjointedTwins June 17, 2009

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born to shit, forced to wipe

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.

lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.

by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 10, 2020

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A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

by TigerW September 4, 2005

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