Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
Get the Toni's Lawmug. Tony’s usually have larger stomachs due to excessive beer drinking, they are really kind and EXCELLENT in bed lol. They have great hair as well as the most beautiful eyes. They would never hit a woman no matter who they are. You can believe that you will never find them bothering little girls online.
by EvilBully’sGoAway June 1, 2021
Get the Tonymug. A powered up version of Lil Tony His hair becomes purple and his rap skills goes tremendously high. At this point Stronger than Huge Toni, Yet weaker than Omni Tony
Person 1: Yo Did you see when lil Tony went into his Lil Tony Vert form?
Person2: I heard the power could be felt over in North Korea
Person 1: Kim jong un got something coming to him
Person2: I heard the power could be felt over in North Korea
Person 1: Kim jong un got something coming to him
by Honeylune October 25, 2018
Get the Lil Tony Vertmug. Well respected and notorious gangster and professional criminal more known during the sixties, seventies and eighties. Born and raised in Woolwich, South London, Gubby was a feared man known for his incredible strength and power. A tough man with "hands like shovels" who feared no one. Gubby famously was put into solitary confinement for bending a steel prison cell door in half after a "falling out" with prison guards at HMP Wormwood Scrubs. It took 14 guards to finally restrain him. Tony and John Gubby were feared brothers.
by criminalhistory April 18, 2025
Get the Tony Gubbymug. Tony's crew is sort of a gang better than gladiators
Way way better than any other names boys think of....
Way way better than any other names boys think of....
by A-DIBS a lot February 2, 2019
Get the Tony's crewmug. Such a sweet girl. Very kind and generous to everyone she meets. Not into partying, more into nerdy stuff. A really good friend. She makes you feel heard and appreciated whenever you talk to her. She wants people to like her and they usually do. She talks a lot, is a bit of a yapper, especially when it comes to her hyperfixations. She's creative and smart.
by riverlikesmusic August 2, 2024
Get the Tonymug. Man, my best Jessica tonied. I think ill go in my bed and cry. Ill probably read some weird ass urban dictionary word descriptions after.
by Nathasis August 9, 2022
Get the Tonimug.