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morning sushi

When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.
Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"

"Why? You eat Japanese?"

"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."
by Boo T Warrior March 23, 2017
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Morning Dew

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.
I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!
by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023
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Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm
Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning
by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025
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Gbad Morning

When you wan't to make it look like you're saying Good Morning, when you don't really mean it. So you shorten it to GM, to make it seem like you're saying Good Morning
I thought he was telling me good morning when he said "gm" but it turns out he meant Gbad Morning
by Badboy16 April 13, 2021
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Morning mouthwash

A morning mouthwash is when a person wakes up another one by spunking in their mouths leaving a morning mouthwash
Guy1: I totally gave him a morning mouthwash this morning

Guy2: damn bro that’s nasty!
by Frank Reynolds has aids September 14, 2018
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Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"
by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018
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