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.38 Special

A horrible band from the 80s that is a super lame spinoff of Lynyrd Skynyrd. They wrote songs about fucking underage girls and being general redneck douchebags. They appealed to hundreds of thousands of dumbass shittards mainly throughout the South. They are mistakenly called Southern Rock by many people, but they are just a worse version of Bad Company, Thin Lizzy and your mom.
"Hay, letz git sum dip n Skoal n Bud Light n than go to tha .38 Special concurt 2nite! We will git us sum yung poontang n have us sum reel redneck fun, Roscoe. YEEEE-HIIIII!!!"
by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014
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Cunningham Special

When a young man (20-24) starts to get a widows peak. The usually shaves his head to avoid embarrassment.

Usually a stud before the shave, but more studly after.
Wow did your hair start to run from your face. Looks like you're getting that Cunningham Special.
by thatguyhasone March 24, 2012
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boilermaker special

The act of shitting in a stranger's car and letting it simmer and boil on a hot summer's day
Dude, I was at the mall and watched some dude park his mini cooper and not lock it. Let's just say I gave it the old Boilermaker special
by 69ingpossums August 25, 2015
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marinara special

To perform oral sex on a woman during her period
"Man, last night I went back to the crib with Jen and had the marinara special"

"What do you mean its not the right time? I love the marinara special."
by Jon Crook April 29, 2006
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cosa speciale

the weekly gathering of good friends usually on a monday night
this cosa speciale tonight was very good until next monday
by paolo cornetto March 18, 2011
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websters special

Wen ya put ya thumb an ya finger next to it on ya bellend, best wen its wet, then wipe it on someones face or better put it goes up someones noes.
i gave forceit a websters special rite up his noes an he got in a ryt stress wiv mi
by ? ? ? ? ? December 17, 2006
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morning special

When you wake you boyfriend up in the morning with a blow job :)
Every day I give my boyfriend a morning special
by Etteiod March 12, 2016
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