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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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Salty

when someone is especially rude of blunt they are salty
by smedlyfe December 20, 2016
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The definition of salty Is Win you just got treated and you smirk and they say your salty
by Nana1231828 January 1, 2017
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Salty

Ellie is always salty
Ellie is always salty
by Ndbs November 10, 2019
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Salty Fries

your fingers after performing a manual sexual stimulation, especially if you lick them
She sucked them so well after I finger-banged her so hard...she likes them salty fries!
by gray696969 December 8, 2018
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