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Steppin on Ducks

A phrase used to conceal multiple flatulance. The individaul passes gas that coincides with each ensuing footstep, in turn creating the illusion that the pedestrian is in fact "steppin on ducks".
Wife: Honey, are farting?
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.

"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."
by Jared Knight January 7, 2007
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pulling a duck

when you have a random internet whore pay to fly to come see you.
Im broke, do you think pulling a duck would work to get her down here?
by umm_mickey July 16, 2008
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duck penis

To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.
She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.
by T S D c February 5, 2017
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DUCK BURROW

AN UNDERGROUND DWELLING MADE BY THE BURROWING DUCK. THEY TEND TO COLLAPSE UNDER DRUNK PEOPLE CAUSING THEM TO FALL. MORE OF THEM TEND TO APPEAR ON WEEKENDS AND NEAR HOLIDAYS, ESPECIALLY NEW YEAR'S EVE/DAY.
George stepped in a duck burrow, fell uphill and twisted his ankle - he won't be able to come to work today.
by Mike in Ocala February 11, 2010
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prince duck

The fattest duck ever and the jesus duck and the prince of all ducks
by Prince The Duck August 22, 2021
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Duck's ass

Phil Mickelson-esque hair, or when the tail end of your half mullet flips up when you style it or wear a hair.
Check out Phil Mickelson's duck's ass. It's epic.
by Communicator21 March 27, 2011
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Duck Hunt

The hidden way of saying the cunt.
Oh my god... did you see duck hunt on Snapchat today??
by em2020 March 10, 2017
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