your biological mother

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Your biological mother is scientifically unmeasurably obese

by fsfsesgsegsdddddddddd September 10, 2021

Sweet mother of shit

Your reaction when shit is about to go down or hit the fan

When shit is about to go down

Sweet mother of shit

by IduckingH8U November 24, 2018

thy mother (new)

The term "thy mother" is used to express jokes about your mom, in a Shakespearean way. It is generally used as a troll phrase.

Thangush engaged in suspicious activities with thy mother (new) last night

by iglooman69 June 30, 2022

Mother Packed Suitcase

A Jewish male between 18-25 years old that has name tags ironed onto his socks by his mother.

His mother doesn’t let him do his laundry in camp bc the machines will ruin his boxers. He’s such a Mother Packed Suitcase.

by My Mother Packs My Suitcase December 14, 2020

Mother Earth Fucker

A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.

_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._

_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_

by Shaadinipples August 30, 2021

Mother-in-law's Contracture

When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.

Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.

Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.

by MILFwithMILcontracture January 11, 2011

so's ure mother !

Mike Robinson....SLOA........while Robinson is buzzing one might hear after one says's something......He might reply ."So's ure ________

Im Tired.... Mike may hear that while buzzing n say "So's ure mother !.......

by richjr3442001 October 19, 2010