Sausage Scarf

A meaty garment worn around the neck.

Hey bro, nice sausage scarf, where can I get one for myself?

by anonononononymouse June 6, 2016

Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.

1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."

by Mewsy July 1, 2009

sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.

A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Sink the sausage

Putting the penis into the vagina. Australian slang popularised by the fictional character Barry McKenzie.

I invited her back for a quick session of sink the sausage.

by AlanofAdelaide July 1, 2014

sausage fest

when a gay friends invites only boys to a party and no women

guys help taj is having a sausage fest

by 69_kushlover_420 August 19, 2015

Sausage Hamper

A homosexual act between two or more males. Were the penis is inserted into the rectum of the other participants.

I want to put my sock in your Sausage Hamper.

by hotforbrock March 4, 2011

Head Sausage

The protruding fat roll that exists on the back of the head where the head and neck meet. Usually on a fat / chubby man while sitting upright in a chair or on a bench.

Wow! Look at that! Hey, can I squeeze your head sausage?

by Jubantime July 19, 2015