Your Mom!

A joke used to be really funny. Most people get tired of it, but I don't. Some find it offensive, but it is a generic 'mom' we're talking about here.

Truth or Dare?
Dare.
I dare you to do.....YOUR MOM!!! hahahahah! (does victory dance)

by Your Mom (actually Zewt) January 31, 2004

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your mom

two words often put together for when some one asks you a gay or obvious question, or just for fun you can say it after everything some one says and really piss them off. Or just to burn some one. and you need to say OH! or BURN!!!! or somthing gay like that.

gay guy: your so asian
cool guy: your moms so asian
random guy: ASIAN!!! HA!!!! ASIAN!!!!

gay guy: lets play a game
cool guy: lets play your mom
random guy: OH!!!!!

gay guy: you suck
cool guy: your mom sucks... MY BALLS!!!!!
random guy: pwn3d!!

gay guy: what do you wanna do today?
cool guy: your mom
random guy: HAHA HE BURNED YOU FOOL!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!

by The Random guy April 25, 2006

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Mom Talk

When your female friend goes from posting Facebook statuses about partying and rocking out to posting statuses about kids. A natural progression in a woman's life, like all change it is not necessarily a bad thing and is often something to be proud of.

I remember just a few years ago Mel would post messages about rocking out, now it is all Mom Talk about crawling and nap times.

by Jonathan W from Philly November 15, 2011

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Christian mom

a mom who stereotypes almost everything, doesn't let there kid play anything rated above T, their kid can only listen to Gods plan,thinks all metal is evil, and is terrified of muslims.

oh God it's her anyone but her,the christian mom.

by ooga booga2 May 7, 2019

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