Muffin Fucker

muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal

Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too

by Okonkwo12 May 9, 2011

Trash fucker

Any person who will go home with the even the skeeziest people,just to get laid.Usually ending up with a trip to the doctor for some kind of medication.

Matt:Hey Mike did you see the girl the Rob just left with?

Mike:Helz ya,he is such a trash fucker.

by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009

Chicken Fucker

Somebody who fucks just about anything

That man is a chicken fucker.

by J.R.P December 2, 2015

picker fucker

having sex with someone you meet at a yard sale, auction, or any similar place.

Jon is the ultimate picker fucker, he boned that bald chick with bacne at the estate sale.

by pilgoretheegoat June 3, 2011

stuchle fucker

A sexual deviant that often has sex with a freak that doesn't care where he sticks his dick as long as it is a hole (the stuchle). The stucle fucker, stuchle, and a third freak (often a 400 lb women or a tranny) will have three somes while the stuchle fucker is passed out or drunk.

stuchle: You want to take shots of Jim Beam and have sex with the coke dealing she-male downstairs?

guy: What do you think I am? A stuchle fucker?

by TheGoldenDancer February 15, 2010

smart fucker

When someone looks up info on the web and acts like the smart fucker of the group.

That guy is a real smart fucker. NOT!!

by rj adskins July 14, 2016

goat fucker

what Onision (Onion Boy) was secretly named at birth but it was switched out later in life due to his Father trying to make it less obvious that his hobby during his childhood was, fucking goats.

Onision is the "goat fucker" of YouTube.

by wut.is.mylife April 6, 2017