Highligher wars

When your friend highlight ur fucking ass

no highligher wars pls

by YAYMANYAY February 2, 2022

The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.

They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.

by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022

The Silent War

The long process of waiting that Disabled Veterans sometimes go through when applying for Veterans Disability Compensation Benefits. More Specifically referring to; when there is limited or a lack of an abundance of evidence to substantiate or validate “Service Connection” for disability health benefits and monetary compensation.

Too many Veterans are dying while fighting “The Silent War” against the Veterans Benefits Administration!

by The G.R.I.P. Master November 15, 2021

Call of War

Call of War is a browser video game, enjoyed by more then 1 million users. In the new update you can choose to play as a 20th century Turkish sultan Omar Ali Saifuddien III (too unlock this character you have to play as a muslim country), and 20th century christian king Christian X also known as Papler (too unlock this character you have to play as a european/baldic country). the new moto of the game is : yoo matko whos calling me? - WAR.

yoo bro Papler is playing Call of War during school. He is playing as Christian king and is planing to take down Turkey! Jesus died for our sins😂😂.

by papler122 September 20, 2023

Gif War

An argument on a messaging platform (especially discord) where people go back and forth with unique relevant gifs. The war is over when someone reposts a gif or gives up.

I just had a gif war that went on for hours!

by Mistah6909 December 6, 2022

uncivil war

when a bitch petty as fuck and want the smoke but won’t confront you, or her name is physically stuck in her mouth; therefore is a pussy

She has officially declared uncivil war by illegibly writing my name on a tshirt like fan merchandise.

by claireedgerton March 4, 2022

ODer war

There are two sides. Online daters, and OD police. Online daters are the people who date online because they're hoes and the OD police are people who don't OD.

I just stopped fighting in the ODer war because these people need to get a life and screaming at them won't help.

by RandomStufIzWatIPost May 31, 2018